Human anatomy, the dessert stomach and yaks. Trust me, it’ll make sense when you read it.

DINNER n. - the smallest amount of food that must be eaten in order to qualify for dessert. I’m sorry, son, but dinner is a necessary evil if you want dessert. It’s like suffering through Aunt Hattie’s lipstick-kiss before you can open the gift she brought you. Or bathing. Although both of those things only (…)