What I Wore Confessions

Top: Lauren Conrad / Pants: A&F / Shoes: Target
I don't always wear pastels, but when I do it makes me crave Mentos like whoa. The pink ones specifically. This outfit also brought Tums to mind, but those are far less delicious so I decided to stick with Mentos.

There's a suited gentleman photo-bombing one of those photos. Can you find him? Do you see the judgement radiating from his eyes and making my posture crinkle with shame?

I bought this shirt in a premature celebratory shopping spree at Kohl's. I saved $377 but let's be real, I just contributed to my credit card debt.

I may have forgotten how to write in full paragraphs considering this is the third post in a row consisting of unrelated sentences stacked on top of each other.

I chose not to use one of these photos because the ginormous mystery bruise on my arm was very visible. Also all of these photos are backlit because I still haven't replaced my tripod so utility box it is!

I think my mystery foot cut is infected and not having my Rainbows I lost on the boat is making all shoe attempts very painful. This also makes not training for my half marathon in two weeks very easy to do.

I bought a pot today so I could cook my Ramen the classy way. Consequently I bought a plastic bowl so I could eat my Ramen the classy way.

I have listened to more Mariah Carey songs today than ever before.

I'm linking up here AND here. #linkpartywhore