MARCH 29, 2014

IT’S FUCKING SATURDAY. DID YOU KNOW PRESIDENT MARTIN VAN BUREN DID NOT MENTION HIS WIFE’S NAME EVEN ONCE IN HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY?

TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:

MOST PEOPLE DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING. THEY JUST GIVE THEIR BEST SHOT AT PRETENDING.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO TOOK DOWN THE UNTOUCHABLES. more»

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

PEOPLE WASTE A SHIT TON OF FOOD. more»

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND A FUCKING MAP. more»

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

MAKE A CALL TO THE FUCKING PAST. more»

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

FIND BETTER BULLSHIT EXCUSES. more»

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

HOW DOES YOUR MEMORY FUCKING WORK? more»

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

GRAND FUCKING TETONS. more»