APRIL 4, 2014

IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY. DID YOU KNOW ANDREW JOHNSON WAS DRUNK DURING HIS VICE PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION?

TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:

A GREEN LIGHT DOESN’T MEAN IT IS SAFE TO GO; IT JUST MEANS IT’S LEGAL.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

BADASS DEVELOPED A SHIT TON OF VACCINES. more»

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

BAKE YOUR FIRST FUCKING LOAF. more»

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

BECOME A HUMAN LIE DETECTOR. more»

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

POP THAT SHIT. more»

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

TRACK THE FUCKING EMOJIS. more»

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

HOW TO PREDICT THE GODDAMN ODDS OF ANYTHING. more»

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

THE MOTHERFUCKING GANGES. more»