APRIL 19, 2014

IT’S FUCKING SATURDAY. DID YOU KNOW SUCKING A KING’S NIPPLES WAS A SIGN OF SUBMISSION IN ANCIENT IRELAND?

TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:

COUGH WHILE YOU ARE TRYING TO POOP. IT RELEASES THE BOWELS.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

WORKED ON THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD AND KICKED ASS FOR CIVIL RIGHTS. more»

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

IMPROVE YOURSELF IN FIVE FUCKING MINUTES OR LESS. more»

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

RETIRE YOUNG, BITCHES. more»

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

GET A JUMP ON CRIME FIGHTING. more»

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

7 BILLION PEOPLE ON ONE FUCKING PAGE. more»

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

WHAT THE FUCK IS FICTION? more»

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

A FUCKING CALIFORNIAN REDWOOD FOREST. more»