Unclear On Coachella: Part 2

There were children there, making me feel fat.

And their moms were there too, making me feel annoyed.

A Chanel backpack was spotted. Chic.

Vanessa Hudgens was spotted. Shriek.

Willow Smith served me some looks that I’m not exactly clear on but I want to say I loved them?

Haim killed me.

The Knife killlllllllllllled me. I also think they indoctrinated me into a cult during their set. Chic.

Lana killed me.

And now I’m dead.