THE CASE OF THE MISSING DOG.....
This is the dog that went missing and the first chance he got this morning he took off again!!! Bad Bad doggie. Who knows how long he will stay gone??? If he is not careful....snip snip!!
So......................... one day about four weeks ago my husband and I were walking the pastures, having a nice leisurely walk....thinking all is right with the world.
When this dog you consider to be cute comes running full speed into my leg. He flips me up and then down on him. I am sure if I had not fallen on him I would have broke something because this little feller twisted my knee and ankle. He was yelping so loud (wouldn't you if a two ton elephant fell on top of you)? (I am sure his nose was the first pain he felt when he hit my leg...at that speed..ouch).
So he is yelping and yelping, I am laying on the ground asking about the stupid dog (sorry dog lovers but you get tripped up by a dog and see if you don't call him stupid)....I am in such pain I can barely breathe.
Worried whether I am in a bed of fire ants wanting to get up but my husband has his hand on my shoulder and hip telling me to rest a minute.
So I try to get up with a shooting pain in my back, knee, and ankle. Trying so hard not to cry.
Finally, I am able to sit up but getting off the ground is another problem.
I ask my husband to get the car...he says "Try to Walk it out"......I am thinking WHAT...walk it out...oh my stinking gosh is he serious.
Okay...so I try to stand up (lucky for me I have my cane), have him take off my boots...and I start hobbling home..wincing in pain the whole time. At one point he offers to carry me...and I laugh at that one. What a sight that would be.
I make it home to the couch where I do not move for hours....Thinking something is broke because this pain is almost unbearable. Lucky for me, nothing was broke...Dr. said so. So...........four weeks later it is somewhat better but now we have a missing bad bad doggie.
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