Maddie Bear Says

M: (Dancing around the dining room.) Let's have a party in the dark! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Me: A party in the dark? We wouldn't be able to see. That's silly! M: Oh, yeah that would be awkward.
M: (Talking about an infomercial featuring facial cream for the elderly.) I can't use that. Me: What? M: That stuff. No. Yeah, that stuff is for old people. Not for kids. M: But you are old. Me: True... M: So you should get that.
M: Mumma, bigger is better Me: But being little is fun. Think of all the fun things you can do. You can crawl under tables, Dada can pick you up... M: Yeah, but when I get bigger I can clean the toilet.
M: My nose is like a boat. Me: Why is your nose like a boat? M: (with finger in nose) Because it has an inside.
M: (crying hysterically because she's scared of something in her closet) That pink thing! There! Dada: This? (pointing to a pink, fuzzy romper) These are your sister's clothes, Madeline. M: (immediately stops crying) Oh. I thought it was a real bunny.
M: If there was a Disney Store on our street we could go there all the time.
M: (after listening to me change the lyrics of Notorious B.I.G.'s Hypnotize to include Vivi's name) Vivi Vivi Vivi can't you see, sometimes Mumma's very busy.