Follow Friday: Flowers by the Sea
Today’s post features photos I took on the California coast. Have a great weekend!
What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!
MightyHunter Wait, Hodor was US Attorney General?
goodinthestacks is the quest for every pokemon more important than actually getting them
jerryRenek Be smart. Think ahead. Buy pants at least three sizes too big.
ChrisGethard My plan for today is either change the world or fuck around in this coffee shop and get nothing done.
DrWrought I know I’m a little drunk, but this perm I found on Pinterest seems pretty legit
MassageByTed Bumper sticker: It’s trash night somewhere
shariv67 If you are a Christian who has tomorrow’s Jewish holiday off, maybe see a movie and get some Chinese food.
norcross I’ve reached a point in my life, in both age and marriage, where the phrase “looks like you need some Vitamin D” is not a euphemism.
heiditron3000 Good cop: We’re willing to help you out if you tell us who’s in charge of the cartel. Bad cop: BARRY, I GOT MY HEAD STUCK IN MY GUN AGAIN
rzarosco OMG im so sorry i just got that voicemail now do you still want me to go to that mighty mighty bosstones concert in 1997?
trumpetcake Every time I see someone wearing Ugg boots I pretend they’re trying to hide a pair of hooves.
HelloCullen SEX! Now that I have your attention, stop having sex in here. This is an Arby’s.
tooaquarius Kiddo has career day at the high school. She’s been dragged to too many conferences because she was wondering about the swag
BtotheD Here’s my million dollar idea. A ringtone that sounds like a phone on vibrate mode. So you never have to worry about silencing it.
nice_sugar_girl “Yeah baby. They’re real.” *seductively strokes eyebrows*
MommyMG Me: Do you know my blood type? Husband: No, do you know mine? Me: No. Him: I’ll just write ‘kool aid’ on your medical forms if necessary
islandofapples Saw a guy who looks like my biological father & only tweets about sex. So if you need me, I’ll be over here pouring Liquid Draino in my eyes
man_spach I cry every time I watch The Notebook because my wife always elbows me in the groin when I fall asleep.
NicestHippo (thoughts of person talking to me): He’s furrowing his brow, he must really be listening! (my brain): How do cows make cheese
JustinMcElroy Gotham should change its name to Batman Minus Batman
CK1Blogs next week on agents of shield captain america is like how did this u2 album get on my iphone and bono is like hail hydra
SeanBlazed Philosophical Thought of the Day: if a tree falls in the woods, I could probably lift it. no big deal *kisses biceps*
SpaghettiJesus Once there is no one left alive to kill the very last person, we will have succeeded at politics.
mydmac *puts salt and pepper in shopping cart, pushes real good
bucketcullen The word “crematorium” has no right sounding so delicious
kcmoore51 All I’m sayin is that if we work together then we can definitely both fit in your yoga pants at the same time. C’mere.
jerryRenek If Kenny Chesney’s and Tim McGraw’s cowboy hats got into a fight, which one would prematurely ejaculate first?
BeTheBoy It’s almost 9PM and I’m planning to leave the house. It’s for a very good reason but still. I could be watching TV.
SocialExtortion I’m not saving the date you son of a bitch
shinyinfo Time for some DARK CONFESSIONS. When you tell me to “Say hi” to somebody for you, I never do!!!!
louisvirtel Can’t wait to hear Gwen Stefani’s advice for singers on “The Voice”: “Try sounding more like a sexy crying baby.”
theleanover working on my night poops / shouldn’t have had all that coffee / night poops / man, that was a lot of dairy
TheBlackStar Kingston is outside playing, essentially LARPing minecraft since he is not inside playing it.
rzarosco The nice way to say someone died is “they’ve passed on”. I like “they took a wrong turn into deathtown and now they are a goblin” better
BunmiLaditan Kids are like sponges. They smell bad.
badbanana Seeing candy corn flavored food items everywhere. Folks, candy corn barely works as a flavor for candy corn.
theDoug Things I have Googled with sincerity lately: “half-nude milkman,” “poems about destiny,” and “vegan fish ham.” Sorry.
behindyourback Pac-Man’s just trying to eat everything he possibly can and get out of the party before any of the ghosts dudes can corner & talk to him.
MommyMG “Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse oven sleigh” says the 4 yr old. That Christmas carol turned grim quickly.
shutupmikeginn I was a mentally ill homeless alcoholic until that fateful day when the man in a blazer said, “get a job pal.”
zachreinert03 I HAVE DRANK ENOUGH CAFFEINE THIS MORNING TO KILL A SMALL HORSE RIP SNICKERS YOU WERE A LOYAL TEST SUBJECT
libsnyds you should reserve twitter handles for your future children now. it would suck to be the parent of @b3an1e_bby_285 and @lisa1983509813
nevesytrof “What’s for pudding?” “Pudding.” “But what’s for pudding?” “Pudding.” – How I imagine 7pm in England is every single day.
nicfit75 Nothing prepared me for how long parenting would require me to hold a straight face.
kerihw which friends character are you I am joey because I too have killed and will kill again
Smethanie I’m at the stage in my life where making poor weekend life choices means I adopted another animal and not that I got black-out drunk.
Jake_Vig As you can see from this graph, some lines go up, while others go down. As I see there are no questions, this ends my presentation.
introvertedwife Remember when “flag burning” was one of the big debate issues? God, we were so young.
TySmithdrums Many years have passed since the incident and still my father refuses to return my nose.
vforrestal “Bitch doesn’t think I know Pinterest? I’ve only got one of the most popular cross stitch boards in North America!” – thing I actually said.
MBSecretTweet Good news! Last week was eaten by a lion. We don’t have to do it again.
michaeljnelson I’m pretty sure everything about Dracula has been told. So “Dracula Untold” MUST be a movie about his prostate exam.
MariaMelee Had a weird Taco Bell craving and got some and in related news I probably won’t crave Taco Bell ever again.
UncleDynamite ‘Jellyfish’ is a much nicer name than ‘vindictive phlegm.
UncleDynamite The first human to eat an octopus must have been in the last stages of starvation.
mollymcnearney My two month old is binge watching the ceiling fan.
cloudypianos Relationship status: stuck between my bed and my wall
annetdonahue When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s a hallucination.
jazmasta Who called it confronting ur husband Stanley about flirty texts from a girl named Rebecca from a former soviet state and not Who’sbeckystan?
sbellelauren i don’t think anyone’s going to be allowed to wear white at my wedding
Fun_Beard Cats are great because when they sense you’re sad they will put their asshole right in your face.
weinerdog4life George Washington was our first president but did you know he also invented lizards
farwent Having a smartphone that works is every bit as wonderful and unfulfilling as I dreamed it would be.
PeachCoffin According to WebMD I’m an infinitesimal scrap of organic matter in a ceaseless and undiscerning cosmos
SCbchbum I swear to god if this girl doesn’t get my coffee order right I’m gonna tip her, drink it anyway & be back again tomorrow.
man_spach I’m not a baby I just cry a lot.
PrettyAllTrue Am at the point where I might be lured into a stranger’s van by the promise of a nap.
goodinthestacks when I see little kids throwing a tantrum and like YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
VaguelyFunnyDan It’s a mistake to unfollow me now just because of the last year of super-shitty tweets. That only means I’m due.
BoobsRadley I’ve been in San Francisco for an hour and six people have tried to get me to “add avocado for $3.” Haven’t even been to a restaurant yet.
TheRedQueen At the mailbox store an old man randomly shouted “maybe God will come earlier!” And then outside a dude tried to sell me a bottle of lotion.
RexHuppke Just saw a bunch of white pumpkins sipping human spice lattes.
annetdonahue BAWL SO HARD MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA ASK IF I’M OKAY AND IF THEY SHOULD CALL SOMEONE
sarahblackstock I’m in the mood for saltines. That seems sad.
MandiHarris My Friday night plans? Wearing my retainer for the first time in three months. The pain will make me feel alive.
bucketcullen A big, hungover mess on the streets and a snoring kick monster in the sheets
annetdonahue “Yes, your Honour, I have a few questions. The first… ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT A FLUFFY BOY” The cat is silent. “YOU’RE UNDER OATH.”
joshjs I’m gonna try just letting people like the things they like, without comment. I know this is against the rules.
rstevens We in New England are extremely proud of how we left Old England, but in our hubris we allowed ourselves to be conquered by Dunkin’ Donuts
mat What? iPhone 6? No, you petulant little asshole, I’m already in line for the iPhone 7, which doesn’t come out for two years. Enjoy your toy.
joshgondelman “The killer in me is the killer in you. Hi, I’m Billy Corgan, and you know what isn’t a Siamese dream? Heart disease.”
BeardSpice *spits out coffee* T SHIRTS ARE SHAPED LIKE THE LETTER T
JakeSocial Using an umbrella is the closest I ever get to camping.
DrWrought nobody pets a donkey like Maria
ScrewyDecimal I would say that I feel like a glorified babysitter at work right now, but there is no glory here. There is no glory.
msdanifernandez I wish there was a way I could unfollow someone I disagree with on here. I guess I’ll just have to write on all their posts instead.
aimlessamers When Cheech and Chong split up, I wonder if they had to fight for joint custody.
amydillon 1) Puts on workout clothes. 2) Drops kid at gym childcare. 3) Sits in the locker room cleaning out my purse.
amydillon The nervous anticipation of a first date, but for finding out what my toddler has been doing while I’ve been in the bathroom.
libsnyds Every Christmas Dido wears a sweater that says “NOEL” and every Christmas she gets frustrated that no one laughs at her joke.
shinyinfo Garfield and Gonzo shaped me as a person. A lazy weird person.
Patheticist If hitchhikers’ signs just assured me that they didn’t smell I would stop more often.
AnemoneHegemony You only have one childhood, son. Remember every moment. Your damaging memories will fuel the neurosis that shall sustain your creativity.
sfreeze6 Feed a fever. Starve a cold. Asphyxiate the sniffles. Put a sore throat in a headlock. Legdrop hepatitis. Publicly ridicule the mumps.
DaveTheAlbino I always wanted to be just like Flo Rida. That’s why I changed my name to “New Ham Sure”
joshjs Vote with your wallet! Throw your empty-ass wallet at the candidate you dislike most.
What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!
