Follow Friday: 2013 Photos

Today’s post features blog photos from 2013. Have a great weekend!

What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

SeanBlazed Charles Manson is getting married & my cousin Leah’s turtle is still single. Really makes you think.

helgagrace I appreciate that Joan Crawford’s *Not the Girl Next Door* is right next to *Doris Day: The Untold Story of the Girl Next Door* #librarylife

Karate_Horse i always thought it was a breakfast cereal but from what im hearing Trix is actually four kids smh

ellekaypea Kid just left a large box of baked goods in the library. NOBODY PANIC. I’M TRAINED TO DEAL WITH THIS.

mocoddle When you make allegations, you make an all out of eg and ate.

Kendragarden Proverb: If you wait long enough, everything you love will become a cheap Target shirt.

annetdonahue Screaming IT’S COLD!!! into every drive-thru speaker I can find.

oodja “We played Dodgeball”

“Did you crush your enemies?”

“Yes.”

“And see them driven before you?”

“I heard the lamentation of the boys, too!”

bombsfall the chill in your spine/ how the frost oblivion comes/ make tomato soup/ it’s cheap and warm/ make a grilled cheese/ by the demon- yummers!

bombsfall winter’s death, winter’s murder/ your eyes behold the ending-dark/ get the afghan from the closet/ snuggle down with netflix

man_spach I’m all about that glaze, ’bout that glaze.

andrewmorrisey I don’t really care about anything but sweatpants anymore.

marlespo The word “LIKE” has had a lot of unfair abuse over the decades when you consider Shaggy from Scooby Doo, inarticulate teenagers & Facebook.

mitdasein Penis dentata #newdiseases

mitdasein Hepatitis C #newdiseases

mitdasein Fupus #newdiseases

kerihw Scientist: But WHY is the bee population dying?

Scientist: No idea. *eats bee*

Scientist: Did you just eat a bee?

NorthernlionLP the sun rises over a derelict city. crumbled skyscrapers, the ruins of our society. through a window, you spy: “download progress: 91%”

biorhythmist Smells on this bus ride so far:

– strawberry yogurt

– caesar salad

– hobbit(?)

TwoAdults Ezra: “Mama, let’s do some math!”

Me: “Baby, I’m driving and it’s snowy.”

Ezra: “Nevermind! You win the game! GET THIS WOMAN A SQUIRREL!”

SpaghettiJesus Just forlornly cried out into the cold darkness “no, comeback!” to my formerly lap warming cat. My only regret is not buying a blanket.

stevelibrarian Actually, the ethics in gaming journalism was in our hearts all along.

fierceflawless The best reason to get married is so you can double dip.

donni Sex is like the latest Radiohead album: I don’t have it, and it sounds weird.

missambear It’s not you, it’s your personal brand.

vforrestal Haunted libraries scare me the most, because while I love my job, it’s not exactly how I want to spend eternity.

PrimeTrim Butts are all the craze right now, but I’m predicting that testicles will have their day v soon.

sbellelauren not afraid to admit i’m afraid of will smith’s kids

MightyHunter Local news commercials were click-bait before click-bait was cool.

GerryDuggan The creator of “Choose Your Own Adventure” has died. Fav to mourn silently. Retweet to offer your condolence.

panikido Jublia…. Sometimes I think the people who name drugs are on drugs

dubstep4dads This Woman Took A Picture Of Her Face Every Day For A Whole Year. What You See May Shock You. She Looks Similar To The First Day But Older.

SeanBlazed after examining nelly furtado’s dna I can confirm. yes she is like a bird.

wordlust Freedom isn’t free. It’s part of a Ponzi scheme.

hazelmotes1 *on a date*

*sucking up spaghetti*

*realizes the noodle is actually stray yarn from scarf*

*eats entire scarf to avoid admitting mistake*

wordlust It really gets my goat when someone steals my goat.

drewmagary “Purity by Jonathan Franzen” sounds like the world’s worst cologne.

heymermaid Fenris: Let me tell you why mages are evil

Hawke: I am a mage

Fenris: Mages must be stopped

Hawke: I am a mage

Fenris: Thanks for listening

mat_johnson The Cosby rape issue is just he said versus she she she she she she she she she she she she she she said.

kerihw Listen, YOU asked ME if I “had a good weekend”. YOU asked ME. Why did you ask if you don’t want to know? Now sit down and look my rubbings.

WhirledRecord TGIM -The Devil

rstevens your password must contain three emoji, no food allergens, two award-winning motion-capture performances and an awkwardly long hug

RailbirdJ Coworker just said, “first thing’s first,” and I asked them if they were the realest. Apparently no one else here enjoys pop culture.

gothiclibrarian I have a book I’ve now renewed 179 times. I am going to throw it a party when it hits 200. #librarianshaming

Karate_Horse In Australia the Outback Steakhouses are called “Jeff’s Punchin’ Corrals”

Caissie There’s more than one way to skin a cat, but any way you do it, check yourself in for a psych eval after.

Fun_Beard So far my new roofing business, “Roofies”, isn’t doing very well.

VaguelyFunnyDan Oh, the weather outside is frightful, But my powers are so delightful, And since I don’t mind the snow, Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!

FrankConniff Fun Fact: Original title of new Kirk Cameron film “Saving Christmas” was “Jesus Christ Conquers The Martians.”

apelad If you ever travel back in time, don’t stand anywhere near Thomas Edison. The guy was 99% perspiration!

JasonLastname One day someone’s going to teach karate to a sloth and it’s gonna look so much like the matrix

owlparliament I identify as a childless grown woman that is trying to find the Napkin Man theme song online

zachreinert03 One of my friends was telling me about furry’s, where ppl dress up as animals & have sex and I was like whoa that is so weird, what is sex

BeTheBoy I bet Milton Berle referred to you know what as “Miltie Pleasures.” (I hate myself for even thinking this)

vornietom A superhero that rescues you but, like, emotionally

TheBosha Waking up groggily on a Sunday and seeing a ton of notifications on your Twitter icon is the new “Oh god, what did I say last night?”

HelloCullen Don Jon 2: Jon Jon

newpicnictime Not getting enough Vitamin D? Join the class action lawsuit against The Sun

robwhisman shouldn’t be called alvin & the chipmunks imo. alvin is also a chipmunk. should be called alvin & the other chipmunks. or just the chipmunks

stevelibrarian Accidental Horcrux

annetdonahue Writing Christmas cards and watching true crime documentaries just like Santa Claus himself.

nice_sugar_girl My main goal in life is to stop saying “you too” when a waitress tells me to enjoy my meal.

hipstermermaid Lego was originally invented as a way to train children to one day assemble Ikea furniture.

sad_tree It was the having plenty of Doritos of times, it was the drinking the last dew of times.

TweetsofOld Dear Santa: I want a toy cow. I am not afraid of you. -Tubby KS1899

trumpetcake If you’re ever in court consider this: the judge could be a centaur and you’d never know.

shariv67 Flabbergasted is the fattest way to be amazed.

MBSecretTweet Sawyer is not completely understandable when it comes to verbal communication, but he just gave me specific nacho instructions.

BeardSpice I have 2020 vision. I see the future.

matthaig1 WRITING TIPS: Sleep badly, have trust issues, resist physical contact, fight anxiety with red wine, eat peanut butter, speak to geese.

rikpayne The second greatest trick the devil ever pulled was that one where he moved a coin on a piece of paper by using a magnet underneath.

shariv67 I came here today to teach you about optimism, but the class is only half full, so… bye.

norcross there is currently a chorus of snoring dogs on my couch, and it sounds exactly like the tape Ferris Bueller used. note for note.

ImAmandaNelson Love FB pictures of people running races. “Ran 10k, what did YOU do this AM?” Drank coffee in my flannels and it was boss, thanks.

bclevinger Here’s how you get the internet classified as a utility. Force everyone in Congress to use Comcast for about an hour.

usedwigs “I’ll go in soda, or milk… juice, whatever you need.” – flexible straw

jordan_stratton People who think diamonds are the hardest substance on Earth have obviously never tried to crack an unopened pistachio.

Cheeseboy22 Just completed my own accidental research study and my findings are that a Mr. Potato Head nose is 20% more painful to step on than a Lego.

Zaius13 Ugh. Why do people always interrupt me while I’m eating lunch? THIS STALL IS OCCUPIED!!

mitdasein My preferred term is “Penile-American.”

UnvirtuousAbbey “Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you,” saith the Lord.

GreyDeLisle I wonder what BAKED cookie dough tastes like.

sketchlibrarian Crossfit is like the exact opposite of Fight Club because the first rule of Crossfit is to never stop talking about Crossfit.

EmmyA2 “Who are you?” “Someone who isn’t obligated to respond to strange men.” “I must know.” “Get used to disappointment.” #feministprincessbride

MassageByTed The internet is down so we lit a trash fire in a 55-gallon drum and are singing doo-wop songs.

TheThomason The most rewarding thing about watching a documentary is acting like the world’s leading expert on the topic for the rest of your life.

Lilacmess Batter my heart three-ingredient’d burrito #johndonne

fanofhell guy: hey that’s a great truck. what kinda engine?

me: (rubbing the hood) it’s got a truck engine

DangOlWill Running for president of the united states on the platform of “Fuck the koopa kids.”

PrettyAllTrue There is a lot more raking in adulthood than I imagined.

BtotheD Thinking of opening a department store chain for wannabe rappers who are on a tighter budget. I’m calling it Jay-Z Penney.

bombsfall I’m sad to announce that watching Borgia has only served to further dampen my ambitions to become pope.

jlukeroberts Make to-do-lists fun by writing them on the big white belly of a penguin.

What is a Follow Friday post? It’s a blog series I created a few years ago based on a Twitter meme. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!