I Give Weird Nicknames (from the archives)

Okay, so I'm experiencing a MAJOR blogging drought. But I've been blogging for over 10 years, so there's quite a bit of material locked away in that archival vault, right? And some of you may be new to my blog and never read some of this material. So I'll be digging deep into that vault for the next few days...weeks?...and really hope you enjoy some of the old stuff. The following was first