Odoriferous Attire

A dress to match my breath, featuring garlic bulbs and genetically modified, white tomatoes. Asos marketplace has turned out to be a little treasure chest for all things freaky vintage and I thoroughly approve of this little 60s number featuring the kind of thick cotton that today’s flimsy dresses don’t compare to. The Isabel Marant Betty shoes have decidedly moulded themselves to my feet and refuse to be taken off. They are starting to look very much like a handful of wiltet flower bulbs that have seen slightly better days but I won’t argue with them. The trail of freakyness continues over to the Craig & KarlxMCM wallet that is perspirating in between two sturdy walls of 3.1 Phillip Lim PVC.

I don’t think I have ever looked this depressed while a butterly flew by.

I am wearing a vintage dress, Isabel Marant Betty trainers, a 3.1 Phillip Lim clutch and a wallet by Craig & KarlxMCM.

Fitting to today’s acrobatic antics is today’s tune: A Tribe Called Quest – I Left My Wallet in El Segundo. Get on it.