‘Twas the 3rd of October, And all through the ‘net Basics...

‘Twas the 3rd of October,
And all through the ‘net
Basics everywhere were ready,
Their game plans all set.
They had bought their Toaster Strudel,
Planned their outfits all in pink —
Though it really would have been so much better
If this holiday was on Wednesday, don’t you think?
For October 3rd was upon them.
Such glory, such glee!
The day Aaron Samuels had asked
If Cady Heron — you know, Lindsay —
Knew what day it was.
And Cady, sweet Cady, poor suffering lass,
Had answered his query
In that fateful math class.
It’s a minor scene, to be sure,
Lasting the blink of an eye,
But that doesn’t stop girls the world over
From announcing with an impassioned cry:
“It’s Mean Girls Day!
It’s here, it’s come at last!
Let’s throw a party, girls!
It’ll be a blast!”
So they grab their lattes —
All infused with pumpkin spice —
And curl up in their leggings,
(Chipotle for dinner would be nice).
They turn on their Netflix,
And flip their hair into a messy bun.
They might even indulge in a face mask —
This is girls’ night in, son!