So Many Questions about ‘Stand With Hillary’

Sometimes I feel like I am living under a rock, and sometimes I know I am living under a rock. This video has been freely loitering among the vast pages that compose the Internet since November 16th, and only today (Sunday, December 7th), at 7:40PM did I see it for the first time. As such, there are questions. Ones that you are not just welcome but encouraged to plus on. So, shall we?

Where did this man (incidentally, he is an actor named Jason Tobias and once played Jesus) get access to #TBT photos of Hillary, Bill and co?

Since Tobias is not actually the one singing, does anyone realize that this is just like a real life, politically-charged version of the time Phoebe Buffay’s voice was dubbed over in the

Is country music still the auricular manifestation of the American Dream? Has it ever been spun off and dubbed the nightmare as a result? Not saying it should be, not saying it shouldn’t.

Is the Hillary 2016 campaign being lampooned? Or is this an earnest attempt at lyrical support? Furthermore, how long will it take before The Chainsmokers steamroll over it with their turntables?

“Put your boots on, and let’s smash this glass ceiling.”

Whose parents’ garage are they performing in?

How does Jason Tobias keep managing to squeeze so many syllables into spaces where there should clearly be less?

Can anyone provide a shopping link for his cowboy hat?

But most importantly, what?