Faux Taxidermy

In my quest to furnish my office to my eternal delight (hahahaha - impossible), I’ve been really wanting one of those mounted deer heads. Not a real one. Calm down, PETA. I love the fake ones. You know, like this:

These are from this and this Etsy seller.

So when we had our family cabin weekend, I bought a small cardboard version for my white elephant gift. But I really wanted it for myself. So…I bought myself one too. Cause that’s what I do. When I saw “small,” I didn’t read the fine print to find out exactly how small. Because, you know, reading is for losers. So…it’s very small. Too small for my office. But it was fun to put together! And it looks nice on our wall:

The shop where I bought mine doesn’t appear to have any in stock right now, but there are plenty more on Etsy! You know, in case you want to buy me one and stuff.