"Mom this looks gross but it tastes good." ~ Age 6
"Mom, I don't want to hurt your feelings but I don't think I can like this." ~Age 7
"Mom, I'm only going to be able to eat this one time." ~Age 7
"Son you're taking a long time to clean your plate." He said, "It's a work in progress mom." ~Age 8
At first bite, "Not bad." ~Age 8
"You got this off the internet? Are you sure that's a good idea? That's just people's opinion." ~Age 8
Me: Are you ready to eat yet?
Christopher: What's for dinner?
Me: Leftovers.
Christopher: No.
Here's the thing... I can assure you that there were more than 10 Christopherisms about my cooking over the last three years. These are just the ones I grudgingly wrote down.
I did willingly write down a book FULL of other Christopherisms.
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