V&C’s Most Sexiest Men Alive

Earlier this week, singer/songwriter/heartbreaker Adam Levine made People Magazine‘s list and #1 in specific for Sexiest Man Alive.

While most seem satisfied with that vote, honestly Adam Levine does nothing for me. I can’t even begin to expalin why he doesn’t but just…NO.

Call me crazy, I already know and am okay with the fact that I am.

Since Adam doesn’t make my cut, I decided to dish out the Top 10 hunks that do. Allow me to present the 10 sexiest men alive. You’re welcome.

10) Maury Povich

Okay, not in an “I’d hit that” kind of way, but let’s just put it out and acknowledge the fact that this man is 74 years old and doesn’t look a day over 50. He’s been a staple in most of our homes bringing us wild teens, cheating husbands, Jack Hanna and his gang of animals, and of couse–hot mess paternity results. Personally I think there is a secret bottle of eternal youth hidden in those little sweaters of his.

9) Nick Wechsler

He’s Emily Thorne’s first love and childhood best friend Jack Porter on ABC’s Revenge and one of the best reasons to tune in on Sunday nights. Now in it’s third season Jack and his advances to accept Emily’s truth and rebuild the life that has falling apart in the prior season has been getting more air time and can’t say complains are in on that one. Overall Nick plays a good guy and come on who doesn’t love good guys–and baby blues?

8) Mark Wahlberg

A.K.A “The Original White Man Crush”. Enough said.

7) Marlon Wayons

The goofy brother from The Wayans Bros has come a long, long way in more ways than one. From his acting career to his looks, Marlon has become dare I say the shining star of all the Wayans family. If you still doubt it, check out Requiem For A Dream. P.S that man looks damn good in a suit. Go ‘head, Marlon.

6) Jesse Williams

THOSE EYES. THAT FACE. THE ABS. Gracing us in films like Cabin in The Woods and shows like Grey’s Anatomy, how could you not look at Jesse and fall in love?

5) Jared Leto

Another amazing actor from Requiem For A Dream–but really Jared does it all–acting, singing, songwriting, and looking prettier than me. Jared does it and does it well.

And I still can’t get over that this man is 41 and can literally pull off any look. Short hair, no hair, long hair–WHY IS HE SO PRETTY?!!

4) Shiloh Fernandez

Appearing in a few Indie films, television shows, and music videos Shiloh’s big claim to fame to date was starring in the 2013 remake of Evil Dead as David. A hot guy who seems nice in interviews and can pull off a successful perfomance in a Horror film? SOLD.

Please act more.

3) Jackie Long

Who isn’t sucker for a nice smile–but more importantly one that comes with pretty pearly whites? Jackie first got noticed in 2006′s ATL as T.I‘s do good best friend Esquire and since then has appeared in a few shows and video games. Like our friend Shiloh, I’d love to see Jackie and his teeth in more projects. Make it happen, Hollywood.

2) Avan Jorgia

LAWD. Where do I start?

Guess by the recent event of catching up on all of Season One of ABC Family’s new show Twisted, which follows the tale of three best friends whose lives are turned upside down when one of them snaps and kills their babysitter, who also happens to be their aunt. After spending a stay in juvie, five years later Danny Desai returns to his hometown to pick up where he left off and get back to a “normal life”. But the town he left behind doesn’t seem to welcoming to that plan, including his former two best friends, who are now all grown up themselves and are on different ends of the high school world. Avan stars as Danny and O.M.G. Sure, he made a splash in Nickelodeon’s Victorious, but little Avan is all grown up now. And I’m slightly in love. Okay, a lot in love. Thankfully Twisted is a pretty good show which means it might be around for a while for us to drool over Avan.

‘Sup ladies?

1) James Franco

If you know me or actively read this blog, you should have seen this one coming for the actor, writer, artist, professor, shining star of my dreams. My obsession appreciation for Mr. Franco has been ongoing since the Freaks & Geeks days and most likely will never go away or be replaced. Apologizes in advance to my future husband.