Slipping into 2014 in some hours.

What does 2014 bring for us? I have no idea, but I’m pretty sure everyone and all of us will get older. For some people that might be something to look forward to, for others not that much. For myself? Well, thank God for plastic surgery and that I quit my studies in 2013 (with a bachelor degree) so I could start working in order to get a regular income and that I don’t have kids so that I have money to pay for whatever I can afford.

What can I say about 2013? It was very warm. It was warm because I traveled a lot to warmer places than Norway and in general Norway’s autumn and winter was totally fucked up, not even granting people living in Oslo snow on Christmas Eve. What is happening to this world?

What else? Well, I went to the US. Before I went there, I hated the US but now I love it. What happened? Well, people talked, and I like talking. They have big roads, bigger than Norway. I like that coz I’m afraid of driving cars, so the bigger the road is, the better. I also saw hummingbirds. There you have it. That’s my reasons for being in love with the US.

Last year, I told everyone (lied?) that I was not gonna travel that much in 2013, but I did anyway. That’s why I’m not gonna sit here writing the same thing as last time, so in 2014 I will continue with throwing money out the window by traveling. Good way to spend your money. Who needs food and apartments? If it gets too bad, I’ll just build a little hut in a tree and live my life like Frodo or something- traveling by feet if I can’t afford taking a flight somewhere.

I started doing wedding photography. Love it! But pretty ironic since I have no intention on getting married- ever. Our family tradition is to never get married, you see. I just want to take pictures of other people doing it.

When it comes to art… Like drawing and painting- it hasn’t been a good year. I just had to slap myself as a punishment for not doing enough art. That needs to be changed in 2014 if I’m gonna get rich and famous by the time I’m about to die of age.

Other wishes I have for 2014 is getting tanned. Not my face though, only my body. Everyone knows that getting tanned gives you wrinkles. I don’t care too much about wrinkles on my body, my face is another story.

Well, I don’t think I have any more hopes and wishes for 2014. Artsy stuff and getting tanned.

What are you guys hoping to achieve next year?

Hope you have a lovely evening and celebration. If you get totally shit faced tonight, let’s hope your new year doesn’t start with being hungover. If you’re not drinking or not drinking that much, good for you, good start on 2014 tomorrow morning.