100 Clever Valentines Day Sayings

Y’all! I updated my giant list of clever Valentines Day sayings. I kind of love it. We’ve now got 153 cheesy heart day sayings paired with small treats. Tons of non candy ideas, school supplies, useful items, and even healthy treats. This list covers everyone from co-workers to husbands to classroom valentines! I’m pretty excited about this post… a list, organized by item, of all the clever, cheesy Valentines day sayings I could hunt down and/or make up!

1. Pixie sticks: Stick with me, Valentine 2. Smarties: It’s smart being your friend 3. Chocolate coins: Don’t ever change valentine 4. Lolly pop with a cape: Have a super Valentines Day 5. Gum: I “chews” you as my Valentine 6. Mints: We’re mint to be 7. Swedish fish: You’re a great catch 8. Extra gum: You’re extra special to me 9. Tootsie rolls: Happy Valentine, toots! 10. Pop Rocks: You rock, valentine 11. Krackel chocolate bars: You krack me up 12. Rolos: I like the way you roll 13. Peeps: Happy valentines Day to all my peeps 14. Snickers: Thanks for making me snicker 15. Orbit gum: You send my heart into orbit 16. Hot tamales: You’re one hot tamale 17. Butterfinger: B Mine 18. Any candy: You’re sweet 19. Button candy: You’re as cute as a button 20. 2 of any candy: We’re 2 of a kind 21. Reeses pieces: You stole a piece of my heart 22. Almond Joy: It’s a joy being your friend
23. Starbursts: I’m bursting with happiness that you’re my friend 24: Rolos (wrapped in red construction paper): You’re the bomb 25. Hot tamales: You’re one hot tamale 26. Sweet tarts: You’re as sweet as can be 27. Swedish fish: You’re the only fish in the sea for me 28. Tootsie rolls: I like the way you roll 29. Blow pop: You blow me away, Valentine! 30. Hershey kisses: I love you a bushel and a peck 31. Life Savers: Valentine, you float my boat

32. Gold fish: You’re a great catch 33. Teddy Grahams: I like you beary much 34. S’mores: Everyday I like you s’more 35. Apple Jacks: You’re the apple of my eye 36. Lucky Charms: I’m lucky to have you 37. Cracker Jacks: You crack me up 38. Funyun chips: You’re so much fun 39. Chips Ahoy cookies: Ahoy Matey, be my valentine 40. Ice cream: You’re cool 41. Gold fish: You are o’fish’ally an awesome friend
42. Donut holes: I love you a hole bunch 43. Donut holes: Do nut you know I love you a hole bunch
44. PB&J Sandwiches: We stick together like PB&J 45. Crush soda: I’ve got a crush on you 46. Kool Aid: You’re kool 47. Mountain Dew: I love everything you dew 48. Apple juice boxes: You’re the apple of my eye 49. Hot chocolate: You melt my heart 50. Soda: I soda think you are amazing 51. Nutella: ‘m nuts about you (& chocolate)! 52. Fortune cookie: I’m so fortune-ate that you’re my friend 53. Froot loops: You make my loop complete 54. Can of soup: You’re souper! 55. Key shaped cookies: You hold the key to my heart 56. Moon pies: I love you to the moon and back 57. Apple sauce: You’re awesome sauce 58. Coffee: Thanks for keeping me grounded and for be’an such a good friend 59. Wine: You’re like a fine win3 60. Wine: Don’t make me whine, be my valentine

61. Cheerios: You’re O so special to me 62. Pickle: You mean a great dill to me 63. Clemintine orange: You’re such a cutie
64. Berries: I like you berry much 65. Banana: I go bananas over you 66. Orange: Orange you glad you’re my valentine 67. Plum: You’re plum perfect 68. Apples: You’re the apple of my eye 69. Pear: We make the perfect pear 70. Nuts: I’m nuts about you 71. Peanut butter: Spread the love 72. Popcorn: To a pop-ular kid 73. Olives: Olive you a lot
74. Corn nuts: Don’t mean to be corny, but will you be my Valentine?
75. Popcorn: My heart pops for you

76. Crayons: You color my world, Valentine!
77. Ruler: You rule, Valentine
78. Highlighter: You’re the highlight of my day!
79. Glue: Let’s stick together
80. Pen/ Pencil: You’re just write for me

81. Matchbox car: I wheelie like you 82. Playing cards: 52 things I love about you 83. Magnifying glass: I’ve got my eye on you 84. Glow sticks: You make my heart glow 85. Bouncy ball: Have a ball this Valentines 86. Bubbles: You blow me away, Valentine 87. GI Joe: Love is a battlefield 88. Stickers/ tattoos: I’m stuck on you 89. Plastic zoo animals: I’m wild about you 90. Ball: You make my heart bounce 91. Shovel: I dig you 92. Dinosaur: Have a Dino-mite Valentines Day 93. Lion: You’re sweet and I’m not lion 94. Toy Dinosaur: “Valentine, you make my heart ‘saur’!” 95. Toy Dinosaur: The other one will say “Valentine, you’re ‘dino’mite!” 96. Star Wars: You’re the Obi-Won for me 97. Puzzle pieces: We just fit 98. Bubbles: I’m bubbling with excitement that you’re my friend 99. Dog (tattoo, sticker, eraser): You’re so dog gone cute 100. Cat (tattoo, sticker, eraser): I think you’re purrrrrfect 101. Ball: I like the way you roll 102. Mad libs: I’m mad about you 103. Owl (tattoo, sticker, eraser): I’ll owl-ways be your friend 104. Boat: You float my boat 105. Crazy straw: You make me loopy

106. Map/ globe: You mean the world to me
107. Chap stick: Read my lips, Valentine…I’m yours
108. Cookie cutter: You’re a cut above the rest
109. Socks: We’re the perfect pair
110. Search wood book: I searched and found the best Valentine

111. Google eyes: I’ve got my eyes on you 112. Crazy straws: I’m crazy for you 113. Sewing kit: You’re sew special to me 114. Band Aids: I’m stuck on you 115. Buttons: You’re as cute as a button 116. Magnet: Can’t resist your pull 117. Friendship bracelet: Our class would knot be the same without 118. Matches: We’re the perfect match 119. Handi wipes: You can count on me when things get sticky 120. Sewing kit: I love you sew much 121. Soap: I was soapin’ you’d be my Valentine 122. Hot pad: You warm my heart 123. Hammer: You make my heart pound 124. Candle: You light up my life 125. Comb: Honey, comb your hair we have a date tonight 126. Dry erase/ chalk board: I’m never board when you’re around 127. Playing cards: You are the King of my heart 128. Lottery ticket: I love you a whole Lotto 129. Lottery ticket: You’re a whole lotto fun 130. Door hanger: I adoor you 131. Magnets: Let’s stick together 132. Screwdriver: You drive me mad (in a good way)! 133. Socks: You knock my socks off 134. Watch: You make my heart go tick tock 135. Light bulb: I love you a whole watt 136. Paper/electric fan: You blow me away 137. Toothbrush: I can’t smile with out you 138. Scratch off jokes: 6 cheesy heart day jokes!

139. Mustache: I mustache you a question? Will you be my Valentine? 140. Painted twigs: Stick with me, Valentine 141. Typewriter doodle: You’re just my type 142. Sheep doodle: I love ewe 143. Owl doodle: Owl be you’re friend forever 144. Star Wars: You’re the obi-one for me 145. Clothes pins: I’d love to hang out with you 146. Rocket ship: You’re outta this world 147. Owl doodle: You’re a hoot 148. Deer doodle: You’re a deer to me 149. Maze: I think you’re a-maze-ing 150. Flower: I’d pick you any day 151. Thumbprint: Thumb-body loves you 152. Lottery ticket: I love you a whole “Lotto” 153. Painted rocks: You rock, Valentine

Do you have anymore sayings I should add to the list? Oh and if you are looking for non candy (healthy) Valentines day ideas… here ya go!

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