Didju Guys See This Yet?

Sometimes dating is amazing and wonderful. But the other 99% of the time, it's painful, awkward, and just a little bit creepy. And that's exactly what one completely innocent young lady encountered after regretfully giving her number to a guy who is clearly auditioning for the part of Danny Zuko in his community theatre adaptation of Grease. And also raper of eyes. He's auditioning to be the person who will rape.your.eyes.

It's called #starbucksdrakehands and it's everything right now. You can get the back story here, but in the meantime, you're welcome:
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