I have internet again! Let the celebrations begin!
Photo: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty
I don’t even remember what my life was like before Jena Malone came in and blew the lid off the entire fucking universe. All other celebrities: take note. And bow down.
Photo: Mathew Imaging/WireImage
In case you were wondering, yes, Kiernan Shipka is still the world’s most perfect human.
Photo: Stefanie Keenan/Getty
Fantastic, and not just because kidnapped-prisoner-in-an-unwashed-wine-cardigan is the only Olivia Pope I’ve seen lately. Also, can we talk about those shoes? GREATEST.
Photo: Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic
This Audrey Hepburn-looking motherfucker has gone from “wait, which one is she again?” to “OMG #OBSESSED” in the blink of an eye. She usually goes for solid colors and structure, but I’m loving this take on soft, ethereal florals.
Photo: Amanda Edwards/WireImage
This has maybe a few too many design elements happening, and similarly, the shoes have at least one too many straps. But she’s just so cute, I want to keep her in my pocket.
Photo: Colin Young-Wolff/Invision/AP
A pink tuxedo? Yes. I support. Very 90s Fashion Editor Barbie. In the good way.
Photo: Jim Spellman/WireImage
Julianne Moore wore my red carpet prediction for her! The runway version had sheer sleeves, but otherwise, it’s the same dress, so I will add this to my shining list of blogging accomplishments. Now I have indisputable proof that Jennifer Lawrence, Amanda Seyfried, and Julianne Moore all take their fashion cues from the Democracy Diva.
Photo: Gregg DeGuire/WireImage
I miss Michelle Williams on the red carpet. Sure, her hipster-twee thing got exhausting after awhile, but she at least knew how to keep things interesting. This dress is perfect for her, though I think the toe-wraps on those shoes are kind of hideous. And I really, really hate that particular shade of platinum on her. There’s a greenish tinge that’s just making me vaguely nauseous.
Photo: Gregg DeGuire/WireImage
Yeah, you definitely have to be Jennifer Connelly to pull this off. Don’t try this at home, dear readers.
Photo: Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic
Putting my stupidly-gigantic obsession with all things Khaleesi, this isn’t particularly awesome. She’s wearing those same weird toe-grabbing sandals as Michelle Williams, and this outfit seems more like a uniform for a retro diner than anything else.
Photo: Stefanie Keenan/Getty
No one cares.
Photo: Image Press/Splash News
Corsets and hoop skirts? Let’s all follow Mila to the nearest old-timey saloon!
Photo: Jeffrey Mayer/WireImage
I’d be able to handle the dress under normal circumstances (though I have a strong “fringe makes me cringe” prejudice against it). BUT REALLY YOU GUYS WTF IS HAPPENING ON HER HEAD.
Photo: Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic
A big bag of meh.
Photo: Mark Davis/Getty
Yeah, this dress is just straight-up ugly.
Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage
But also, sometimes people wear things that fit!
Photo: Mathew Imaging/WireImage
Cute bath towel, Annie!
Photo: Rex
The hair and makeup are dated and severe, the dress is dull, and the pant leg is the worst kind of surprise.
Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage
I’m generally quite supportive of Dianna Agron, and power-clashing, and stockings, and Mary Janes, but this is aggressively hideous.
Photo: Mike Coppola/Getty
Have two people in the history of the universe ever had LESS chemistry than these two? Forget about seeming like they like each other – they don’t even seem like they recognize each other’s species. These poor bastards. I’d feel bad for them if they weren’t the ACTUAL WORST.
—
© Democracy Diva, 2015.
. facebook . twitter . pinterest .