This week's parenting truths:
The moment you're thinking about how brilliant your baby is
will be the moment she shovels a handful of cat food into her mouth.
Having only one toilet in your house while potty training results in 1. many long minutes of frustration and 2. super awesome kegel muscle control.
Speculating about the possibility of {someday} having a baby brother or another baby sister around a 2 year old is a bad idea: "MOMMY I WANNA BABY BRUDDER!"
Okay, Carina. We'll get right on that ;)