Having a Wii

Hey there mother truckers! How is thou? Yeah, we are lazy bloggers. I have just been getting all round in the tummy and enjoying it - note that when I said round I mean like chubby, I like filling my cake hole kind of round and not like baby in my belly round. That isnt happening, no sir. Kath is like all gangly still, she is running and other acrobatics. Biatch. Me, well I got meself a Wii. Well my bro got me one and its top. I have a little mii avatar and I have of course made it more attractive than I am in the flesh - thats the point though isnt it, making a fitter version of yourself so you can pretend your sexy in a virtual world, whilst teenage lads self love themselves over your pixelated though incredibly inaccurate image, no? Mii images nicked from show mii Then legoman got me the old Wii fit for me birthday, that rocks.Well apart from when it weighed me and the little virtual Sam got all fat around the middle. I am officially overweight - yeah no shit Nintendo. I wish my Mii looked like this Its also a pretty dangerous tool for the uncoordinated. I twisted me knee in a rather vigorous hoola hooping session. I dare not have a go on the hula hooping when legoman is about as I think all the pelvic action would get him all excited and encourage amorous behaviour. He needs no encouraging, look what I got for valentines day........ I kid you not, this was my Valentines Day card. I have no interest in Valentines Day and whats incredibly scary about this card is that it is pretty much a perfect representation of what legoman actually looks like. We made a little wii of him too which is so amazingly true to life I wii a little with laughter every time I see it. Wii a little, I am fecking hilarious. When I work out how to do it Ill show you a picture of my wii. Anyway, the Wii as a fitness tool - yes. I like the yoga and I ached liked a Nana the next day which means its doing something. The only problem is it takes a while to load and its heartbreaking getting on the balance board for a weigh in. Prepare for some before and after photos soon. Fat Sam is going back to Fit Sam in the next few months. Sam out x