how do you do that (vol 4)

I’m back with one of my fave past features with new things that confuse me. It’s where I ask “how do you do that?” to real and fictitious people. Previously I’ve asked how people get perfect winged eyeliner, read books so fast, find good parking or look cute at the gym. It’s time for a new season of things that confuse me, asking how do you do that…?

via / via / via … girls who do the contouring thing with makeup? I’ve been watching YouTube videos and I still don’t understand. Bronzer, highlighter, blush, different blushes. I’m lost.

… people who mix patterns in their home decor without it looking like a hot mess? I want pretty pattern mixing but I don’t even know where to start.

… speaking of, people who paint their own rooms? We tried that last year and I nearly had a freak out from how long it took and then I felt like my hand was stuck in a perpetual claw.

… bloggers with pretty and perfect looking homes? I can only hope there is a pile of dirty laundry and a pile of coats that we aren’t seeing behind the camera.

… scrapbookers? I want to have cute scrapbooks of my life and then I get lazy.

… girls with those loose “I woke up like this” Victoria’s Secret model waves? I want that hair.

… Cassey Ho from Blogilates? Her workouts are no joke and I’ve been doing them lately in addition to going to the gym. These workouts are so tough and she is doing them with a smile on her face. Ahh.

… people who drink fancy wines? Actually, I’ve accepted the fact that I have a crappy palate and can’t tell the difference. Bring on the cheap stuff! Ok maybe not the cheap cheap stuff… Bring on the moderately priced but on the cheaper end stuff.

… girls with those cute Louis Vuitton totes? I guess this isn’t really a question, I just want one.

… bluetooth? Seriously. I don’t understand how to do the bluetooth thing in my car where you talk on your phone through the speakers.

… Olivia Pope? She’s got some dramaaaaa in her life but she always looks good.

… pugs? They sleep all day and are still constantly tired.

So there are my new “how do you do that” moments. Check out the prior posts here:

How Do You Do That (vol 1)
How Do You Do That (vol 2)
How Do You Do That (vol 3 & linkup)

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