the gardener
Ive never been too good at the suburbs (give me as many people squished into a square mile and not interacting with each other as possible, please), but I certainly appreciate good landscaping...especially when Im trying to finish a roll of film. If and when I have a properly green lawn of my own, I imagine it will be full of secrets, reminiscent of "The Gardener", which always fighting with (and sometimes beating) "King of Spain" as my favorite Tallest Man on Earth song.