I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter or Friday!

True, it’s only Thursday, but what did poor Thursday ever do to you besides not be the weekend? Let’s give it a little credit. Maybe the below will help.

Read It and Weep: Leandra’s interview with Chloë Sevigny

In this week’s issue of Net-a-Porter’s The Edit, Leandra interviews the cult-status actress about style, the word “cool,” best-dressed lists and her new book. Check it here.

Figuratively Die: Orange is the New Black’s Season 3 Trailer is HERE.

Hurry up, Netflix. We just ran out of Comma Queen episodes and TV-tension is running high.

Celebrate: Ethnically diverse / more-PC-than-before Emoijis have arrived!

This is great news. Next request: Dancing Salsa Girl in a variety of dress options.

(Business Insider)

Watch This Somewhere You Don’t Mind Laughing Out Loud:

AMY SCHUMER CAN YOU HEAR ME PLEASE BE MY BEST FRIEND

And If You’re Still Bored or Anxious:

Check out a New York-based jewelry designer’s closet or the founder of One Management’s fridge. See if your horoscope has come true yet, throw grapes at me if I was wrong, then put on your brand new three-piece suit and scoot. Where are you scooting to? Why, the pants store of course, where you’ll laugh at anyone who tells you that you must be THIS HIGH to ride.

After that, crack open some guy advice — maybe get his thoughts on sideburns-as-the-new-sideboob? — and if he’s anti face fuzz then by all means, dump him. Too harsh, Tai? Sorry, it was a joke. I guess it wasn’t that funny. But you know what’s not a joke…that is funny? Selfie Sticks. Maybe you can use one to take a pic of you and your new monogrammed sweater that you cropped to look like Liv Tyler circa Empire Records. Does that remind you of high school? Great. Because the bell just rang — see you tomorrow!