They swoop in like carrier pigeons and suddenly everyone’s legs are wrapped in tin foil and nobody can quite explain why. Literally. Your bank representative is like, “Esther, that $75 purchase of googly eye turbans was fraudulent,” and you’re like, “No Jared, that was me. I spent $75 on googly eyes.”
And henna lipstick.
Yup, those Crocs were me too.
We’re partially to blame. We pride ourselves on our ability to deliver said trends to you before, say, Zara does. (Although we’re fans of the DIY method too.) I’m aware of the struggle to keep up, to consistently reinvent yourself. I didn’t feel like I fully belonged in SoHo until I got myself an overpriced pair of Birkenstocks. But had I waited two months, that fancy footwear would have gone on sale and I would have been $80 richer.
Which is why I feel it’s my duty to present to you the trends presented by us, now on sale:
1. Looking Non-Basic in Ballet “Flats“
2. Not Your Mother’s Chain Belt
5. It’s That 70s Show and the Cropped Flare is the Star
Now run, Forrest. Maybe get yourself some sneakers too.