J'Accuse: The Little Black Dress

Will the accused please step forward into the dock. Thank you. The case for the prosecution: boring, ubiquitous, no quicker way to disappear into the background. Same old, same old. The case for the defence: See the woman not the dress, bella figura, the one and only chance we women get to be on a level playing field with men, for once not having to think about an 'outfit'. He reaches for his dinner jacket, you reach for your LBD.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury will you please deliver your verdict?
You have spoken: NOT GUILTY.

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