Black Out To Blend In

Oh, awkward TV, what are we going to do with you? There’s just no hiding that big black eye smack-dab in the middle of the wall. We could stuff you in an armoire … but that negates the point of having a flat-screen. Hmmm. We could stop watching TV altogether … but how would we know what Gwen Stefani wore on The Voice? No no, there has to be a better way.

I know! We could paint the entire wall black! You would totally blend in! We could add some shelves on either side, and some cool lights above; the whole thing would look awesome. I think we can even get the thermostat in on this blending-in thing. Let’s do it.