Super Shag

Well, that ought to up the already-substantial entertainment value of my search terms, but what I mean is this here hairdo. I'd already left it a week past my usual bi-weekly mowing when I had a clipper-malfunction. Typical, but luckily immediately apparent rather than occurring partway through. See? Things can always be worse.

For instance, at the time of the knocking-over-500-packs-of-live-mealworms-incident, while I didn't happen to have a handy-dandy chicken on my person or waiting in the car to help with clean-up (unlike the morning I was stranded at the bar with my hen Maryjane), not as many of the containers opened as could have.

vintage plastic bangle: Netty Vintage
Swiss Army watch and usual black-and-silver bits: detailed info here
wood bangle: mall store, can't recall, worn here
Everything is back to rights and I am freshly shorn again, but looking at these pics from Monday I'm thinking that it wouldn't take me long at all to develop some giant 80's hair. It really does grow straight up in the front - volume has never been an issue. On the other hand, the main advantage of self-haircuts, besides not needing to leave the house, is having more money for shoes.

Further to search terms, I've accumulated a bunch of fresh favourites, and 85 posts / 55 000 pageviews seems like a good time to celebrate by sharing the fun with y'all. Thanks everyone for visiting! (Except the ongoing multiple hits from a random hotel promotion. I suspect they are not all that interested in my outfits.)

paisley pashmina scarf: gift from dear friend, worn here
grey top: Ricki's, thrifted, worn here
jeans: UB jeans, thrifted, worn here
brown suede cowboy boots: BCBGeneration, Dillard's, worn here

older style can opener - how old are the cans you're opening? Playing with fire, my friend. wide flower loose pants - sound awesome! I want some too! big grey bird with red head florida - red-headed stork, lucky duck. Great outfits on those birds, gorgeous palette.
mullet and oakleys - You are fabulous. Call me.
bondage wide belt - okay, there is liking, and then there is LIKE-liking.
gray haired woman wearing yellow gold earrings - wonderful if you're a gold-wearer, go for it!
40 birthday presents women - oh, I so hope you got her something excellent. HBD!
scarf bondage - huh. I realize 58 of 85 posts is a lot of scarves, but it's for my office's temperature variability and I CAN STOP ANY TIME I WANT.
cruller donut gewy - delicious, but through the screen maybe not so 'gewy'?

cow lick hair - also delicious, warm and salty. Perhaps a bit on the slimy side. bondage earrings - ow? grandma rubber boots - dry-footed grannies are the best kind, aren't you sweet. how do you kill a dust bunny - tell me if you find out, I am overrun. my petticoat is showing - right on! lady mohair bondage photos - just how tight and itchy do you really want your sweaters? plus size women in cowboy booties with skirts - make me feel like dancing! You? outfits mit rubberboots - a tutu and a chicken will complete your ensemble nicely. where does amber from butane anvil - where do I what? WHERE DO I WHAT???????

rectangular ring: consignment, worn here

fluevog original swordfish - Divine. Two of my three pairs are here and here. picture beautiful girl hand scarf bondage - gee, thanks! (I think.) red obi belt pencil skirt green blouse - sounds like a festive combo! mom in a trench coat - is so cool, I love her. champion hens - aww, in my heart, they all are. gaucho pants - are the pants of champions. And hens. mardi gras high socks - I bet you had a fantastic time! middle aged motorcycle jacket - perfectly worn in, of course. older and older look skirt blouse - older and older is where it's at, man. comfortable shoes for grandmas - if you mean comfortable AND way-funky, let's talk. smart nomad clothes - I'm actually more of a homebody, but not averse to adventure, and getting better at packing light. Yay!

You naughty folk with all of your longings have my sympathy. I'll chalk it up to stray sparks from the Beltane fires and offer up a song: