MARCH 19, 2015

IT’S FUCKING THURSDAY. DID YOU KNOW ELLEN DEGENERES TURNED DOWN THE ROLE OF PHOEBE IN THE TV SHOW FRIENDS?

WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:

YOU WILL NEVER BE 100% READY WHEN AN OPPORTUNITY ARISES.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

MOTHERFUCKER LIVED ALONE IN THE MOUNTAINS OF ALASKA FOR 30 YEARS. more»

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

GODDAMN STORIES OF THE PAST AND FUTURE. more»

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

LEARN SOME SHIT ABOUT HOW MONEY WORKS. more»

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

THE MOST GLORIOUS OF SNACK FOODS. more»

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

GET A DAILY FUCKING PHOTOGRAPHY ASSIGNMENT. more»

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

WHY THE FUCK DOES FEBRUARY ONLY HAVE 28 DAYS? more»

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

SNOW-COVERED MOTHERFUCKING NYC. more»