Dear (Versace, Versace)

I'm writing in reference to a brushed metal sheath
dress with slinky chain straps, a Double-V neckline
and pyramid studs adulatory to a quilted metallic
chain shoulder bag; my second favorite bag after
the lambskin satchel (in fuchsia, naturally). I
have deemed your latest pieces Très nécessaire to
my life, my closet and my self-confidence. The
adrenaline i'm experiencing while browsing is impressive. The Medusa Printed Tulip-Hem Dress
is so 1960's I literally die a million chic deaths. I can't
even begin with the Mesh flounce dress ; spin me
'round and call me Bez. The Raffia one button
jacket fits perfectly between WORK and DINNER PARTY. And finally, the powder pink core
of Pre Fall counterbalances with the masculine tweed just right. I wonder, Ms V, did you have me in mind while you created? Let me know next time
and I'll be your fit model. Can't wait to curate
some ideas with you. Patiently, Lavinia.