pug butts

We’re soooo happy to finally have a king sized bed, as I mentioned last week. You would think – a king bed is bigger, so you have more room. That’s what I was thinking too. But somehow, I have less space and even less covers. How is this possible you ask? 2 words.

Pug butts.

I go to bed each night with a reasonable amount of room. Sometimes the pugs stay in the living room with Jarrod since he goes to bed later than me. Sometimes Bowie comes to bed with me earlier though. If he does that, he usually spreads out on the other side, like thus –

However, sometime in the middle of the night, things take a turn. Bowie lays alllll the way up against my back, on top of the covers. So if I’m sleeping on my side, on the edge of the bed, I can’t roll back over because he’s in my way. He is also on top of the covers so I haven’t nearly no covers on me. Rosie is usually sleeping sideways between me and Jarrod. She usually doesn’t move all night.

But then towards the morning, Bowie wants under the covers. Instead of burrowing himself under the covers, he stands by my head and breathes heavily on my fave until I wake up. Then I lift the covers for him and he sticks his head under but he can’t get anywhere because Rosie’s laying on top of the covers. So he usually stands there breathing angrily on my legs with his butthole in my face.

Sometimes, I roll all the way off the bed, so he has a little tunnel to get under the covers. Then I have no room for my legs but at least there isn’t a dog butt in my face anymore.

If I have survived all of this drama, then I get a nice wake up call on the weekends. Bowie sneezes on my face and Rosie usually lays across my chest or puts her butt on my pillow.

And that is why I’m tired every morning.

Are you woken up by dog butts every night and morning too?

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