Street Wars – Water Pistol Assassination Game in London

Whether it’s Jean Reno in Leon, Clooney in The American or Uma in Kill Bill we’ve all wanted to have a go at being a hitman, right? Okay maybe not but we’ve considered getting a contract out on our bosses, spouses or parents, right?! Okay… fine, even if neither of those are true – you are going to want to have a go at becoming a water pistol Assassin. RIGHT?!

Well here’s your chance. This Summer, the Shadow Government (no, not Miliband and his buds – although water pistols over PMQs could be fun) will be bringing their three week water pistol assassination game to the streets of London.

Erm… Say what!? Here’s how it works:

Each participant is summoned to a handoff where they will receive their first target (containing the image, work/home address, penis size etc on another participant) – from this point it is their job to wet that person. If you wet your target, you then inherit their target but someone will be hunting you too and if you get assassinated your out of the game. Person with the most kills at the end of the three weeks wins cash money. Make sense? Well I’m bored so if not watch the video below, it probably explains it better.

At the very least this is the perfect excuse to buy that Super Soaker you’ve been eyeing up.

This is not a game for pansies (their words not mine), be prepared to live in fear of water, potentially get fired from work and put relationships under strain as you use loved ones as human shields. Oh and it’s not for the poor either (my words not theirs) tickets cost £60. Find out more and register on the Street Wars website

(Game starts on Midnight, Mon 2 June, and lasts until Fri 27 June, with an epic wrap party on the weekend of 28th/29th.)

StreetWars San Francisco 2005 from Mustache Commander on Vimeo.