Friday Fat Quarter: Look Out Project Runway

Oh, I'm sorry. I'M SORRY. BUT YOU NEED TO STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND GO SEE THE LATEST FAT QUARTER CHALLENGER. PUT THE CHILD/CAT/COFFEE/DEBRIEFING DOWN AND GO RIGHT NOW.
The challengers are hellbent on proving me wrong. First, Devra's Unicorn playset. Then Amity's Zombified Peplum blouse. Now comes this stripey self-drafted number from mastermind Jennifer of Workroom Social, complete with a Project Runway recap of her work in the challenge. She basically Tim Gunn'ed herself.
I think I need to go lie down.