the kids are alright

This is what a grown-up looks like. Kinda. I have my own place, a job that makes me feel important, bills, friends who are married, and more bills. I even have an assistant. Everyday I have to make important decisions. However, my diet consists mostly of popsicles, I don't send a text without the poop emoji, I still prefer riding a bike to a car, my parents pay for my cell phone, the only thing I