The Urban Dictionary defines Pecked to Death by Chickens as: “A steady stream of small, seemingly inconsequential or minor nuisances, which build up over a prolonged period of time and which, eventually, take their toll and exact a heavy price.” When I attempt to shut down one of my minor annoyances, this blog is where I document it so readers can benefit from my failed and not-so-failed attempts. Check out my post Chicken Decapitation and Bear Poop for the full story on how this blog came to be. Like most of us, my life is a series of laughable moments , so I try to entertain you with humor while sharing my annoyance-busting escapades. This is not a promise from me to stop complaining or even an attempt to stop complaining. I like complaining and this is just how I do it constructively!