BEACH BODY 2015 – THE FINAL (!) ANSWER

How to get the perfect body for the beach this year?
Follow these steps:

1. Have a body

2. Go to the beach

How to have a body:
It’s that thing that wraps around your thoughts, your mind, all your necessary things inside of you that you need to be able to be a living person – like a heart, a liver and so on. You’ll get in from your mom during your creation. It usually takes around 9 months to get one, but no worries – if you’re reading this – and even if you’re not: you’ve already got one!

How to find a beach:
Find a place near the ocean, where there’s sand and where you easily can walk out in the waves. You can ask Google to find the one closest to where you are.

There you go. You can do this! I believe in you. I do. 2015 is the YEAR for having a perfect – PERFECT- beach body.