It’s been over two weeks since I last shared a quinoa recipe. That’s long enough, don’t you think? I have a hard time calling these dishes “recipes”, because simmering quinoa in broth for fifteen minutes and adding some sort of vegetable to it hardly counts as a recipe. But I also know that there are some of you who are just starting to cook your own meals and I can’t just tell you to “make the quinoa and add some goodies to it”.
This one is inspired by a Spanish paella. It’s not going to win any authenticity awards or earn me the keys to the city of Valencia, but I want to call it a quinoa paella and you just can’t stop me.
Fine, I’ll call it “paella-style” quinoa. Happy? *frowns*
This recipe calls for saffron, which is impossibly expensive, and I have a little jar that Mr. Wing-It bought me two Christmases ago that I keep saving “for a special occasion”. I’m not sure for what sort of special occasion I think I need to save it. The Queen of Spain coming to visit? Yes, we want to make sure Her Majesty has a 100% satisfactory visit when she comes to visit.
Here’s a tip for those of you who have a TJ Maxx nearby – they usually sell saffron and it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg, it only costs two phalanges of your choice! Score! You can also use a pinch of turmeric if you don’t have saffron. Just a little bit for color, we’re not making a curry.
If you want to make this a whole meal you can throw in a vegan sausage. Chorizo would be ideal if you can find it or make it yourself, but really any sausage would work. If you want to stick a kielbasa in there no one can to stop you. Not even Her Royal Highness.
Finally, if you have a paella pan, that will earn you some nice brownie points with the queen too. Or flan points. Sadly, I don’t have a paella pan so a regular eight-inch frying pan with a lid was my inappropriate cooking vessel, but you can use a saucepan or a small pot too.
To sum up, I have totally violated the integrity of the authentic Spanish paella.
Quick question before I say adiós: how do you like the comments section in this new blog layout? I’m not being sly and asking you so that you will leave a comment, I am actually wondering if those of you who do stop by to leave me messages would like me to change anything. Or am I actually being sly? You’ll never know! Ten points for Slytherin!